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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I guess Katrina just was not enough, huh?

Please scroll down and submit question, bitches.

  • href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_sc/brf_africanized_bees">Killer Bees tracked near New Orleans

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    Elizabeth at 12:19 AM

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    Monday, November 27, 2006

    Big news in Big Knockers and my poor nose

    Pam Anderson filed for divorce after just 4 months from Kid Rock. I wonder if it was because every time they had sex, he would jump up on the bed and scream like a banshee....."I'm gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    No?

    OK, then. On to my nose.

    Something is in my damn nose. No, not flags or boogies. Well, probably boogies. It feels like I inhaled a gnat and every so often, that little fucker flutters and makes me nuts to the point where my eyes water and I can't work. I have sneezed like 4 times - none of them those crazy bring down the house type horn blowers, nope, not me - and NOTHING. Nada. The little fucker (if it is indeed a bug) won't budge. I have startled poor Reba so badly. She likes to nap on my desk while I work. I think the tap tap tapping of my typing lulls her into sleep the way a fan does for me. Anyhoo, I sneezed like 5 minutes ago and it was sorta sudden and I about had to peel her off the monitor.

    Good times.

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    Elizabeth at 3:58 PM

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    Tuesday, November 14, 2006

    Hang on to your Cheetos, people - the Brit is passing through.

  • Britney Spears visits her Louisiana hometown


    • God love her. And her gravity defying breastisis.

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    Elizabeth at 3:33 PM

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    Tuesday, November 07, 2006

    Brit pulls a Whit

    In a vain attempt to get her career back on track, Britney Spears filed for divorce from the the Kev today in California citing irreconcilable differences - that's legalese for "his ass ain't got no job."

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    Elizabeth at 5:22 PM

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