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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Said yesterday while the dog had inflicted yet another unintentional wound

Hubs (while grabbing his man boobie): "Ouch, God damn it, Gage, that hurt."
Me (while trying not to snicker): "Did he get your nipple with his death claws AGAIN?"
Hubs (still clutching boob): "Ouch, yes."
Me: "Damn, he used to be the nut finder, now he is the nip finder."
Hubs (all of the sudden pain free and looking annoyed: "Is that a slam at my heritage?"
Me: Sigh "No, dear, had I wanted to do that, I'd have dubbed him the Gook finder. Pay attention."

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Elizabeth at 11:53 AM

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at 12:04 PM Blogger Fabnormal said...

hehehhheh...you make me laugh!

 
at 12:04 PM Blogger Fabnormal said...

hehehhheh...you make me laugh!

 
at 12:05 PM Blogger Fabnormal said...

You make me laugh twice, and yes I am retarded for hitting the button twice. I'm not a patient person, see....

 
at 12:17 PM Blogger Monogram Queen said...

Okay i'm slow but it took me a few minutes to figure out what nip had to do with ethic heritage.
Gage 1 - Hub 0 hehe..... hey I bet i'd rather take it in the nip than the nuts. Men seem so sensitive about those nuts!

 
at 4:11 PM Blogger Arlene said...

"Is that a slam at my heritage??" Damn dude, simmer down! hahahaha you guys are funny!

 
at 5:56 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

True love!

 
at 10:40 PM Blogger Addy said...

You crack my shit right up.

 
at 1:18 AM Blogger Finelly said...

Dude, you are a freakin' hoot.

Maybe he needs a "Manssiere".

 
at 9:10 AM Blogger Cat said...

LOL girl your a trip!

 
at 10:49 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

*I feel the love between husband and wife.
It doesn't get any better than that.

 
at 1:33 PM Blogger Kami said...

I REFUSE to listen to this racist shit.

AHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!!!

 
at 9:00 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THAT was funny. Great...now I have to go potty again.

 

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