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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Me and Idol - We are BFFs

I swear to God, some fat bleached blonde bitch just said this on national fucking television. This was right after some guy juggled while he sang and then had a fucking shit attack outside after he was rejected for singing worse than William Hung.

Oh man, if you could see Simon's face right now.....Fat Blonde is really trying to bring it. Dude, she has 2 inch roots and 4 chins.

Oh, and I have no words for the girl who sang like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz.

I am only watching this as a favor to Pissy. I think she now owes me her kid.

However, in 16 short minutes, Real Housewives of Orange County is coming on and I fucking dig that show. I know it's shallow. I know the women are botoxed to within an inch of their lives, but holy shit, is it fab. I also watch the Hills so if you are going to rag on me for watching shit that is tailored to a 15 year old, just save it. Heard it, processed it, and I've let it go. I like what I like.

It was back to work today. I am not sure what the hell occurred from yesterday when I had shorts on to today when my feet froze and broke off when I ran the 20 feet from my front door to the mailbox, but holy hell. I don't envy you TX bitches with all that ice. This is more than enough. I do believe that northern Louisiana is getting hit with it now. They had to close a couple interstates for sure.

We had spaghetti, meatballs and garlic bread. Gage was quite transfixed...as evidenced by the following picture:

And yes, I let him eat it.

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Elizabeth at 9:43 PM



at 10:46 PM Blogger JD's Rose said...

I can't get over how cold it is over there at the moment!

I'm so glad you let him have the meatball. That would just be cruel!


at 11:55 PM Blogger FutureFoodTVStar said...

I never watched AI before last season and it was after these trainwreck episodes when I got hooked on Soul Patrol. Holy Crap Minneapolis had some non-talent in 'da house.

My Char Cole was allergic to dog food. We had to cook for him. Spaghetti and Meatballs was a staple in his diet.

at 11:58 PM Blogger Toes in the sand said...

I am so sick of freezing my ass off! Hurry spring, hurry! I am such a wuss!

I love that pic of your fur baby!

at 4:43 AM Blogger Christie said...

OMG- American Idol was so fucking hilarious!

at 5:44 AM Blogger Amy said...

Your puppy is so cute! i'll bet he lurves you for letting him eat that meatball!

at 7:50 AM Blogger aka_Meritt said...

Awwww I'm so glad you let him have the meatball. ;)

at 7:57 AM Blogger Tammy said...

I so loves me some Idol. Especially the first few weeks. It's a friggin train wreck.

I love that shot of the puppy. At least you let him eat it.

at 8:47 AM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

Girl you crack me up!

I have to tell you that Zeus is jealous.

at 9:28 AM Blogger Stephanie said...

I can't believe I talked you into watching.
Holy shit I am da bomb.
They were replaying chick that sung like the lion on the radio this morning and I missed it b/c I was putting my hellion to bed.
Well let me tell you, I just about pissed myself.
And I only got to see the last half of RHOOC.

at 9:53 AM Blogger Kami said...

Oh, Pooper.

at 11:29 AM Blogger Shell said...

My Man is in your area today. Hopefully he won't get iced in.

You love torturing that dog, don't ya?

at 2:14 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

Holy crap, the lion girl was cracking my shit up. She needs to look into theater.

Oh, and on The Hills, did you hear LC's boss say "You're always going to be the girl that didn't go to Paris." Ouch-a-roo!

Your dog is precious. SO focused :)

at 4:00 PM Blogger Cheeky said...

OH honey thank God I am not from Minneapolis - just currently reside here cause there is a bunch of no talent nuts here.....

at 8:06 PM Blogger TBG said...

u better let that puppy have it!

r u online tonight girl?

at 10:21 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Ummmmmm...I've been listening to American Idol while blogging and wow...there's some uhhhhh talent, out there.

at 1:00 AM Blogger Arlene said...

You never cease to make me giggle, and for that, I thank you! Life is hard right now, and you've made me smile :-)
And your dog, such a cutie!

at 4:59 PM Blogger Christie said...


at 5:16 PM Blogger Carrie said...

I have not stopped laughing since AI started Tuesday night. LAst night was even better with all the damn train wrecks. :P

Such a good doggy waiting for permission. :)

at 5:28 PM Blogger suburban mom said...

Oh my gosh, you are cracking me up :)


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